Post by MichaelsGurl on Jun 15, 2004 23:17:41 GMT -5
This is so neat..And very long..but read anyway!!
You always have a tape in your VCR just in case something about Michael comes up on TV.
- You designate a special time each week to watch Michael's videos
- - When you insist on wearing your old black loafers, even though they have holes in them.
- When you go nuts at the record store on the day of a mjj album release. By buying 10 copies of cd's, 10 tapes, 10 videos, 10 posters, 10 cd rom.
- When you talk about mjj until your throat is sore.
- When you write the initials MJJ on everything u see.
- You name your pillow "Michael" and your bolster "Jackson" so that you can say honestly " I sleep with Michael Jackson every night!" ;p
- You name your fish Michael
- You read the news papers with headlines "Local politician is a Fraud - may affect citizens greatly" and you yawn and go ho-hum; when you read headlines "Michael Jackson visits XXX country" and you go WAHHHH!!!!!!!! WHAT!? WHERE? AHHHH!!!!
- You are able to tune your eyes to the word "Michael" or "Jackson", so that you are able to scan the entire newspaper or magazine page for any MJ news.
- You are walking along the streets of New York, sightseeing, whenzoom- you swish to a newspaper stand immediately after you spot Michael and Debbie on the cover of People magazine while your uncle stares after you and gasps... "how does she DO that? Her eyes must be like radar."
- You fall ill and take Panadol (painkillers) to ease your pain and you write to your friends on email "Panadol, Panadol, oh god I'm taking Panadol..."
- You will never think of angels the same way again (watch the uncensored YANA and you'll know what I mean! ;p)
- You will never open your closet without thinking about Michael
- A teacher in class mentions MJ, everybody's eyes just shifts towards you, awaiting your reaction.
- You have physical endurance training and when you are doing the flex arm hang, you have your classmates chanting "Michael, Michael, Michael" "Think of Michael, Kelly!" "Hold on! Pretending you are holding on to Michael!!", to make you hold on.... and it works!
- You are doing the Long Jump and you have your friends telling you "Just pretend Michael Jackson is there...JUMP towards him!"
- You are in a race and your friends scream "Go Kelly! Michael's waiting for you at the finishing line.... he is waiting to kiss ya! Go on! Faster!"
- You always use words like "scrutinize" and "trepidation" in your English compositions.
- You always write the word "History" as "HIStory" in your History assignments.
- You can forge Michael's signature.
- You think of Michael the whole time you are in EuroDisney.
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- You arrange your collection of albums and singles in the order that they were released, according to year
- Each time you go to a record/bookstore, you check through the relevant sections for anything Michael-related
- You buy anything with Michael's face/name on it (except tabloids)
- Your ears and eyes are attuned to the words "Michael Jackson"
- You rush to the TV when someone yells that he's on - no matter where you are and what you're doing
- You stay up to an unearthly hour just to watch a show he's on
- Friends think of you as soon as they hear Michael's name
- Friends specially give you Michael things, like clippings they think you haven't seen yet
-People don't buy Michael-related things for you because they're not sure whether you already have them
- You buy every single album he's ever sung on, that you can find - on cassette, record and CD!
- Your reply to a knock on your door is to sing, "Who iiii-iisss it?"
- You buy albums of other singers because Michael has written/produced songs for them
- You buy albums of other singers because Michael is related to them
- You beg the newsvendor/record shop staff for their promotional posters of Michael until they give in, just to get rid of you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- You keep calling his record company/distributor to find out exactly when his single/album/video will be released
- You're waiting to buy his album as the staff at the record shop are unpacking it from the boxes
- You rush down to the store when you find out his video is being released at a particular time, buy it, and rush home immediately to watch it - and the travelling, one way, is almost an hour
- You watch his videos so many times, in such minute detail, that you know his every move and word by heart
- You cut only pictures of Michael when you first become a fan, then, years later, begin cursing at yourself for not keeping the articles as well
- You try to shape your eyebrows like his
- You're among those outside his hotel while he's in town
- Your first and last stop at Disneyland is Captain Eo (sob!)
- You can't leave the Hollywood Walk of Fame without finding his star and taking a picture with it
- You practically wallpaper your room with posters of Michael (walls, cupboards, bookshelves inclusive)
- You make a special stand to display your MJ cassettes, face out, so you can see the pictures of him on the cover
- You defy the security guards (nicely, of course!) at Michael's concert when they try to make you sit down during the show
- Your day is incomplete without listening to some Michael music
- You bristle up when people start talking about Those rumours like they're facts
- You learn to read the newspapers more carefully to try to figure out if you're getting fact or fiction (MJ fans...the Thinking Fans!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Every time something which is out of your control goes wrong you say to yourself "Oh well too bad (pause) 2Bad about it aaah".
- In music stores you place all of MJ's CD's at the front of the stacks so that they will be noticed.
- Whenever the words; Jackson, Michael, Mike, Pop, King, History or the syllables MJ are mentioned your heartbeat increases by about 200%.
- When MJ is playing and someone lowers the volume you either; protest, turn it back up or else you feel a burning sensation building in your stomach.
- You watch 2 hour long video chart countdowns for the sole purpose of seeing what position MJ is in this week.
- Your CD rack goes something like this: J5, J5, J5, MJ, J5, MJ, The Jacksons, The Jacksons, The Jacksons, MJ, MJ, Paul McCartneys Pipes of Peace, MJ, MJ, The Jacksons - An American Dream, Eddie Murphys Loves Alright, Janet Jackson, Carl Orffs Carmina Burana "O Fortuna", MJ, 3T, MJ.
- You envisage your own videos for an unrelease song of MJ's.
- You make a conscious effort not to ever enjoy any Jokes David Letterman ever makes.
- You travel the length of your country and stand outside without eatingor going to the toilet for 12 hours to see a concert.
- You have joined the MJIFC and are reading this message right now.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- You start dancing on tables.
- You e-mailed dermatologists from all over the world asking them about vitiligo and they responded by asking if you're a MJ fan (that really happed to me!).
- Your parents ask you if you want to change your major from business to dermatology.
- You changed your name to Debbie.
- You feel like going to Moscow and getting stranded there so that you can sing 'Stranger In Moscow'.
- You have an aversion to Jam until the Dangerous album comes out, then you eat nothing but 'Jam'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Your browser's bookmark/favorites folder is filled with Michael Jackson sites.
- You practically begged and followed your mother all day just to ask if she could come with you in the HIStory concert.
- You moped and cried all day when you discovered that you couldn't watch "Ghosts".
- But kissed all of your MJ posters when you were finally allowed to go.
BTW, i got this from a site..
koti.phnet.fi/hyokky/empyrean/fan.html
ALSO!! I had to delete a lot of it because it was too big, so go to the site..
You always have a tape in your VCR just in case something about Michael comes up on TV.
- You designate a special time each week to watch Michael's videos
- - When you insist on wearing your old black loafers, even though they have holes in them.
- When you go nuts at the record store on the day of a mjj album release. By buying 10 copies of cd's, 10 tapes, 10 videos, 10 posters, 10 cd rom.
- When you talk about mjj until your throat is sore.
- When you write the initials MJJ on everything u see.
- You name your pillow "Michael" and your bolster "Jackson" so that you can say honestly " I sleep with Michael Jackson every night!" ;p
- You name your fish Michael
- You read the news papers with headlines "Local politician is a Fraud - may affect citizens greatly" and you yawn and go ho-hum; when you read headlines "Michael Jackson visits XXX country" and you go WAHHHH!!!!!!!! WHAT!? WHERE? AHHHH!!!!
- You are able to tune your eyes to the word "Michael" or "Jackson", so that you are able to scan the entire newspaper or magazine page for any MJ news.
- You are walking along the streets of New York, sightseeing, whenzoom- you swish to a newspaper stand immediately after you spot Michael and Debbie on the cover of People magazine while your uncle stares after you and gasps... "how does she DO that? Her eyes must be like radar."
- You fall ill and take Panadol (painkillers) to ease your pain and you write to your friends on email "Panadol, Panadol, oh god I'm taking Panadol..."
- You will never think of angels the same way again (watch the uncensored YANA and you'll know what I mean! ;p)
- You will never open your closet without thinking about Michael
- A teacher in class mentions MJ, everybody's eyes just shifts towards you, awaiting your reaction.
- You have physical endurance training and when you are doing the flex arm hang, you have your classmates chanting "Michael, Michael, Michael" "Think of Michael, Kelly!" "Hold on! Pretending you are holding on to Michael!!", to make you hold on.... and it works!
- You are doing the Long Jump and you have your friends telling you "Just pretend Michael Jackson is there...JUMP towards him!"
- You are in a race and your friends scream "Go Kelly! Michael's waiting for you at the finishing line.... he is waiting to kiss ya! Go on! Faster!"
- You always use words like "scrutinize" and "trepidation" in your English compositions.
- You always write the word "History" as "HIStory" in your History assignments.
- You can forge Michael's signature.
- You think of Michael the whole time you are in EuroDisney.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- You arrange your collection of albums and singles in the order that they were released, according to year
- Each time you go to a record/bookstore, you check through the relevant sections for anything Michael-related
- You buy anything with Michael's face/name on it (except tabloids)
- Your ears and eyes are attuned to the words "Michael Jackson"
- You rush to the TV when someone yells that he's on - no matter where you are and what you're doing
- You stay up to an unearthly hour just to watch a show he's on
- Friends think of you as soon as they hear Michael's name
- Friends specially give you Michael things, like clippings they think you haven't seen yet
-People don't buy Michael-related things for you because they're not sure whether you already have them
- You buy every single album he's ever sung on, that you can find - on cassette, record and CD!
- Your reply to a knock on your door is to sing, "Who iiii-iisss it?"
- You buy albums of other singers because Michael has written/produced songs for them
- You buy albums of other singers because Michael is related to them
- You beg the newsvendor/record shop staff for their promotional posters of Michael until they give in, just to get rid of you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- You keep calling his record company/distributor to find out exactly when his single/album/video will be released
- You're waiting to buy his album as the staff at the record shop are unpacking it from the boxes
- You rush down to the store when you find out his video is being released at a particular time, buy it, and rush home immediately to watch it - and the travelling, one way, is almost an hour
- You watch his videos so many times, in such minute detail, that you know his every move and word by heart
- You cut only pictures of Michael when you first become a fan, then, years later, begin cursing at yourself for not keeping the articles as well
- You try to shape your eyebrows like his
- You're among those outside his hotel while he's in town
- Your first and last stop at Disneyland is Captain Eo (sob!)
- You can't leave the Hollywood Walk of Fame without finding his star and taking a picture with it
- You practically wallpaper your room with posters of Michael (walls, cupboards, bookshelves inclusive)
- You make a special stand to display your MJ cassettes, face out, so you can see the pictures of him on the cover
- You defy the security guards (nicely, of course!) at Michael's concert when they try to make you sit down during the show
- Your day is incomplete without listening to some Michael music
- You bristle up when people start talking about Those rumours like they're facts
- You learn to read the newspapers more carefully to try to figure out if you're getting fact or fiction (MJ fans...the Thinking Fans!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Every time something which is out of your control goes wrong you say to yourself "Oh well too bad (pause) 2Bad about it aaah".
- In music stores you place all of MJ's CD's at the front of the stacks so that they will be noticed.
- Whenever the words; Jackson, Michael, Mike, Pop, King, History or the syllables MJ are mentioned your heartbeat increases by about 200%.
- When MJ is playing and someone lowers the volume you either; protest, turn it back up or else you feel a burning sensation building in your stomach.
- You watch 2 hour long video chart countdowns for the sole purpose of seeing what position MJ is in this week.
- Your CD rack goes something like this: J5, J5, J5, MJ, J5, MJ, The Jacksons, The Jacksons, The Jacksons, MJ, MJ, Paul McCartneys Pipes of Peace, MJ, MJ, The Jacksons - An American Dream, Eddie Murphys Loves Alright, Janet Jackson, Carl Orffs Carmina Burana "O Fortuna", MJ, 3T, MJ.
- You envisage your own videos for an unrelease song of MJ's.
- You make a conscious effort not to ever enjoy any Jokes David Letterman ever makes.
- You travel the length of your country and stand outside without eatingor going to the toilet for 12 hours to see a concert.
- You have joined the MJIFC and are reading this message right now.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- You start dancing on tables.
- You e-mailed dermatologists from all over the world asking them about vitiligo and they responded by asking if you're a MJ fan (that really happed to me!).
- Your parents ask you if you want to change your major from business to dermatology.
- You changed your name to Debbie.
- You feel like going to Moscow and getting stranded there so that you can sing 'Stranger In Moscow'.
- You have an aversion to Jam until the Dangerous album comes out, then you eat nothing but 'Jam'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Your browser's bookmark/favorites folder is filled with Michael Jackson sites.
- You practically begged and followed your mother all day just to ask if she could come with you in the HIStory concert.
- You moped and cried all day when you discovered that you couldn't watch "Ghosts".
- But kissed all of your MJ posters when you were finally allowed to go.
BTW, i got this from a site..
koti.phnet.fi/hyokky/empyrean/fan.html
ALSO!! I had to delete a lot of it because it was too big, so go to the site..